just a lil mental breakdown nbd

jcrawf here. lemme tell you bout the last 30 hours of my life. they were all spent with this crazy ass girl studying for our econ final (which btdubs we probs failed...eff our lives...) it was quite a struggle. first of all on our first practice set we got a 1/10...fail. we got a little better as the night went on. at one point she was killing the practice questions and said "call me butter cuz im on a roll!" EMBARASSING. but then we just started struggling hardcore. we pretty much found out every way possible to distract ourselves. some highlights were listening to the newest ke$ha, britney, and nicki minaj song - SO EPIC. then xtine decided to show me her baller dance moves to the john wall song. real ghetto.... hm. then we analyzed the music video to judas... basically gaga is way too deep and weird for our analysis abilities. as the night went on we hit a major low point and xtine has a major mental breakdown. she started eating her feelings, then got depressed and drew a "self-portrait" (the muffin above) which is ridiculous because she's a major hottie! at one point she said "I need to get my life together. I just need to go to golden corrall and look at those people" lololol. well this is getting real long so im gonna sum up today real quick. basically she got dressed in her going out clothes at 11am this morning because she had a party to be at at 8:30 and our econ exam was at 7pm. what has her life come to? three words: diva, struggle, klassy. nuff said.

donky hotty

just couldn't resist. so perf. xtine's gotta donk

the sasquatch

so something you should know about misstexASS is that she got her name for a reason- she has a HUGE ass, like comparable to the ghetto booties and everything. christine has got a badonkydonk. her ass also comes with a complimentry huge foot size- what is it? women's 12? i dont know, but this girl is quite the sasquatch (see her towering above the wardrobe? not normal).  christine's ass has attracted many boys throughout the years, but it is most known for be a dangerous force of nature. like it is one destructive glutious maximus, let me tell you. seriously though this ass has cracked a wooden chair in half, dislodged a couch, and my personal favorite, it made my bed collapse. she does not kid around. no one can compete with her bootylicious backside.  but i gotta love the diva and her big ass and personality <333

do you xanadu?

"it's just like a solar eclipse"

the beginning, bitch

oh hey.
this is real stressful trying to start this blog but it has to be done sometime. this blog is dedicated to muh fave gurl miss texASS aka christine.  we have known this bitch for way too many years and she has never run out of weird shit to say. what can i say? this is how we do. so we (bein shellquanda and jcrawf) have created this blog to preserve all the crazy things that come out of this girls big ol mouth (and other besties, occasionally). so stay tuned niños. yerppp