donky hotty

just couldn't resist. so perf. xtine's gotta donk

the sasquatch

so something you should know about misstexASS is that she got her name for a reason- she has a HUGE ass, like comparable to the ghetto booties and everything. christine has got a badonkydonk. her ass also comes with a complimentry huge foot size- what is it? women's 12? i dont know, but this girl is quite the sasquatch (see her towering above the wardrobe? not normal).  christine's ass has attracted many boys throughout the years, but it is most known for be a dangerous force of nature. like it is one destructive glutious maximus, let me tell you. seriously though this ass has cracked a wooden chair in half, dislodged a couch, and my personal favorite, it made my bed collapse. she does not kid around. no one can compete with her bootylicious backside.  but i gotta love the diva and her big ass and personality <333

do you xanadu?

"it's just like a solar eclipse"

the beginning, bitch

oh hey.
this is real stressful trying to start this blog but it has to be done sometime. this blog is dedicated to muh fave gurl miss texASS aka christine.  we have known this bitch for way too many years and she has never run out of weird shit to say. what can i say? this is how we do. so we (bein shellquanda and jcrawf) have created this blog to preserve all the crazy things that come out of this girls big ol mouth (and other besties, occasionally). so stay tuned niños. yerppp